Good for widows and divorcees who need comfort on long and lonely nights. It’s not sex, but a pretty good substitute!
- 4 Tablespoons flour
- 3 Tablespoons oil
- 4 Tablespoons sugar
- 2 Tablespoons cocoa
- 1 egg
- 3 Tablespoons milk
- 3 Tablespoons white or dark chocolate chips, butterscotch chips, mint chips (optional)
Put flour, sugar, and cocoa into a large, microwave-safe mug, and mix well. Add egg, and mix well. Pour in milk and oil, and mix well. Add chips and vanilla, and mix again.
Put mug in microwave oven and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts (“high” in a 1000 watt oven, lower setting for ovens with greater maximum wattage. Cake will rise over the top of the mug. Allow to cool a bit before indulging.